Little known fact: Darth Vader is actually a very accomplished independent brewer when he's not choking out Imperial Admirals or seeking to expunge the Jedi plague from the galaxy. His flagship brew? Vader's Dark Side Empirical Stout, crafted under the Sith Brewing Co. label, and featuring weighty tones of despair and a touch of decimated planet matter. While it may only be available in a galaxy far, far away, this 100%, super soft cotton tee is available right here on Earth.